Sunday, July 19, 2015

22nd Birthday: My talented buddy




On the first note, I am really grateful to be blessed with such wonderful friends in my life wherever I go. From primary school, high school, university and also at PLKN I’ve always had such a wonderful company of friends. If someone were to ask me, which of your friends is the most talented one? There will be one guy that will strike my mind. His name goes by Kugarubaan Sri Vetrivelan. Take a bow son. 

Happy 22nd Birthday Kugarubaan!
                               
 We were in the same tuition class for form 4 but never spoken to each other as we only became friends in university since joining as foundation students. Since then, he has become my soulmate. Today is his 22nd birthday and I’m writing this to express how grateful I am to have him as my friend and how talented this guy is.


Personality

In the university, he has the outmost respect from every juniors and seniors alike. The way he speaks and brings himself is something that I’ve always admired and it’s a trait that is not easy to follow. He only speaks when it is necessary and chooses his words wisely. As far as I am concerned, he has never given trouble to his circle of friends and is always a class act. This persona of his always made him the first choice to host or be the emcee from a simple non formal party to a formal wedding reception.


The ladies man
                                

Spiritual

He did it! He has survived staying 5 years at UTP being a complete vegetarian. Knowing how difficult it is to be vegetarian at a campus just speaks volumes of his commitment level in the spiritual sense. He doesn’t mind hanging out with us for drinking sessions and never once did he fell in the temptation to try. How he does it? It is another attribute of his I truly respect.

Appearance

Kuga is the one guy in the team who really takes care of his dressing sense. He is always up for a new style and always up to date with the current trend. I don’t think I’ve known anyone that comfortable in a full set suit. Even if he just wears a simple shirt he can always portray the executive look that he has. It is a gift that he was probably born with.

What a man : Definition of class


Loyalty

We have left our high school for the best part of 4 years now but Kuga remains as someone very loyal from the high school he came from. You may tease him as much as you want but never tease his school, St. Paul’s Institution. You may regret it. Other than that, he shows strong loyalty in his friendship and to his family.

Natural leader of the squad

Singer
Kuga was the leader of the UTP Sangeeth society and rightly so. He has a great vocal and able to change his tempo according to the rhythm. He has performed in many shows, mostly singing duets and always gets a very good feedback from everyone.

Performing at ConvoFair 2012


Software & Programming skills

The endless and undefined number of times he has come to our rescue for designing posters, banners, video editing etc. We are all really grateful and I cannot imagine the number of coursework I would have failed if not for him. He is also a genius in creating programs for a project. His achievement in this field is just astonishing.

SEDEX Silver medal win : Would not have achieved this without him


ITEX Gold Medal win


Did his internship at this company like a boss
                                           


Blogging skills

For the past few years, I have written stories and not knowing how to transfer the ideas I have to the public. Once again, Kuga was there as he showed the door on how to do it and he is the reason why I’ve also started blogging. His topics and views on a subject is always top notch and at the highest level of thinking. He is always one that is open and loves to hear others view and at the same time very strong on his own take on that particular matter. He is and always be my blogging icon.

Friendship value

If there is one guy who cares for every single member of the team it is Kuga. He likes to analyse each person’s strength and weaknesses as he can understand and be a better friend to them. In short, every member of the team loves hanging out with him. He has always been there to accompany us for a meal, watch late night football shows and also there to give you a lending hand when you’re in desperate need for something. He helps without expecting a favour in return. Kuga is always the first to be arranging a plan either for a getaway or a birthday party for someone. He gives his advice when needed in order to help his friends and that shows how much he actually cares for us.


Message from the squad: We are all grateful to be your friend Kuga!!




To the single girls, it is definitely impossible to find the perfect guy but Kugarubaan is perhaps the closest you may get to. Hurry up as the race for him is heating up by the day.


To Kuga a.k.a. bear, cha you have been such a great pal to me. I hope it stays this way forever. Have a great birthday and I’m sorry for unable to attend your surprise party. God Bless you always cha. You have a really bright future ahead and advance congratulations upon your graduation. Long live! 
Cheers! 

Love you cha! #togetheralone



Wednesday, July 15, 2015

The Cup that was~Part 2


The home nation, rich with their tradition of the beautiful game and proud of the only national side with the 5 stars emblem are ready to kick-off the 20th edition of the FIFA World Cup. Below is the breakdown of the verdict for each group as the tournament unfolded, best player for each group and my personal choice for the best 11 of the tournament. 

Group A:

A shaky start which was saved by a dubious penalty decision rescued the home nation in the opening match to collect all 3 points against the unlucky Croatians. There was no way through the Mexicans though in the second match and a shocker moment for Cameroon midfielder Alex Song in which he collected a deserved red card for elbowing Mandzukic from the back. The Mexicans proved too strong for Croatia in the final match as the home nation, Brazil and Mexico qualify.

Player of the group: Neymar Jr (Brazil)

Neymar proves himself at the biggest stage


Group B:
The defending champions, Spain come into this tournament optimistic for another triumph. On paper, they were favourites to top the group with Netherlands and Chile to battle for the second spot and a possible meeting with Brazil was something to avoid. The rematch of the 2010 final began with Spain full in control of the tempo and passing the Dutch to death. Not many expected Van Gaal’s men to perform well at this finals but a possible goal of the tournament header from striker Robin Van Persie started a rout with Arjen Robben running riot to torment the Spanish. Revenge is a dish best served cold. Chile put the final nail in Spain’s coffin as the defending champions ended their defence of the title in the worst way possible.

Player of the group: Arjen Robben (Netherlands)

Dutch delight against Spain


Group C:
Colombia cruised to this group with ease and playing some of the best free flowing attacking football led by James Rodriguez and Juan Cuadrado.  Greece, who got trashed in their first match after trying to pay open football reverted back to their defensive tactics after going a man down in their second match and it paid dividends against Japan as they held on to a precious point.  Japan found it tough to match the physical side of the game as their brilliant technical play come to no vain. A shootout match between Ivory Coast and Greece ended with the Greeks getting some miracle from their ancient Greek Gods to help them qualify with a last minute penalty.

Player of the group: James Rodriguez (Colombia)

Colombia lighting up the tournament with dazzling football



Group D:

Before the tournament begin, the question for this group was always “Who is in England’s group?” and the answer will be “Italy, Uruguay and some other team” Who would have guessed? That the other team would emerged unbeaten and champions of the group. England on the other hand, after all the hype from the media finished winless and rock bottom. Many predicted England to be too fast and slick for the Italians in the heat of Manaus jungle but as usual Italy showed their class and experience with De Rossi, Verratti and the evergreen maestro Pirlo bossing the midfield. The opening goal came with an assist without even touching the ball as the Mozart Pirlo let the ball pass through his legs which left Sturridge flat footed making him look like a lost soul on a stranded island. Marchisio did the rest. ‘The other team’, Costa Rica showed England how it was done by limiting Pirlo’s options and claimed a famous victory. A Dr. Jekyll and Mr. Hyde moment from Luis Suarez with his goals against England followed by the infamous bite on Giorgio Cheillini’s shoulder.  That did not stop Uruguay from progressing as Godin netted another vital goal with his trademark header following a corner after an unlucky red card was shown to Marchisio. Costa Rica showed the world that it is never wise to write off the underdogs and that anything is achievable with proper preparation and teamwork.

Player of the group: Marco Veratti (Italy)

Suarez sends England home early



Group E:

France came into this tournament as the dark horses with plenty to prove. With a good blend of experience and youth they stormed through this group including a big margin win against the Swiss to claim top spot. Switzerland has a lot to improve on if they want to stay in the competition after their demolition in the hands of the French especially in defence especially when a possible meeting against Argentina looms in the last 16 round. Ecuador and Honduras though, were only there to make up the numbers.

Player of the group: Xherdan Shaqiri (Switzerland)

Shaqiri scoring a hattrick against Honduras



Group F:

My choice as favourites to lift the cup, Argentina was not regarded as a threat by the media surprisingly. The conditions, time and surroundings made me convinced that they will win it as teams from Europe do not fare well in the South American region. A big plus for Argentina is that they have Lionel Messi, the best player in the world without a doubt. A last minute curler from outside the box broke the hearts of the Iranians who were so close to a goalless draw and their performance certainly made the Asian contingent proud. Bosnia was a big disappointment after their promising qualification form. Nigeria stole the second spot.

Player of the group: Lionel Messi (Argentina)


Messi breaking the deadlock against Bosnia

Group G:

This was considered as the group of death and it certainly was.  Albeit their huge injury list, the efficient Germans stamped their mark in the World Cup with a hat trick from the ever so underrated Thomas Muller. It was a result the Portuguese could not recover from but a dying second’s equaliser against the impressive USA gave them a lifeline in their final match. It was not all walk in the park for the Germans though as Ghana gave them a run for their money in a pulsating draw. USA just needed to keep the score down against the Germans and they did. A solitary goal from Muller decided the match and both qualified from this nail biting group.

Player of the group: Thomas Muller (Germany)

Pepe letting his frustration off against Muller


Group H:

The other tournament dark horses, Belgium finished this final group as group champions as many predicted they will. The performance from them as a team need to step up a few notched if they want to progress further in this competition. Algeria won many hearts with their amazing display and gutsy defending but a second spot means that they will be meeting the mighty Germans. The Koreans could not draw inspiration from their 2002 heroics as they faced a rather premature exit yet again.

Player of the group: Islam Slimani (Algeria)

Fellaini scoring a vital goal against Algeria


Last 16:

The weaknesses of the home team were exposed to the limit with Chile giving an almighty scare and the tie being decided by the lottery of a penalty shootout. Another goal of the tournament contender from James Rodriguez against Uruguay while France was comfortable winners against Nigeria. Germany and Netherlands faced a daunting last 16 round with their respective matches ending with a 2-1 result. The luck of the Greeks finally deserted them as they lost to Costa Rica also with a shootout, Argentina scrapping through the Swiss and the USA vs Belgium was probably the match of the tournament as Belgians had the quality when it mattered.

Fairytale: Costa Rica shock the world by reaching the quarter finals


Quarter Final:

An ill-tempered clash saw Neymar’s tournament over due to injury but his side marched to the last 4 at the expense of Colombia. Germany looked much more assured at the back with Philip Lahm going back to his right back position and Mertesacker being relegated to the bench. Hummel’s bullet header settled an evenly contested match against France. Louis Van Gaal made a masterstroke decision by substituting Cilessen for Tim Krul before the shootout and it paid huge dividends. Argentina made sure that number of European and South Americans are even in the semis.

Unlikely source: David Luiz scoring from a freekick


Semi Final:

They way Brazil was playing the whole tournament was just like waiting for a disaster to happen. It did, and it hit the nation which ran football in their blood to experience an unforgettable mauling at the hands of the Germans. There was no more hiding that the current Brazilian side do not deserve to wear the famous yellow jersey. Miroslav Klose received a standing ovation from both set of fans as his goal made him the current all-time World Cup top scorer.

Record breaker: Klose becomes the all time top scorer


In the other semi-final, a bore goalless draw was played out as they cancelled out each other. The highlight of the match was when Javier Mascherano made a last ditch tackle to block Robben goal bound effort. It was the tackle that eventually brought them to the final with the Dutch once again claiming the nearly men title after shootout defeat. As a Dutch fan, it was hard for me take as they came so close yet again but definitely proud of what the team has achieved.

Million dollar tackle: Mascherano with the bock of the tournament


Final:

Can Germany finally claim the title since West Germany managed it in 1990 or will Argentina beat the odds and keep the cup away from European hands?  After a string of disappointments in previous Euro and World Cups for players like Lahm and Schweinsteiger, they were never going to let this go. Bastian Schweinsteiger produced a performance of a lifetime in the midfield especially after losing Khedira in the warmup that meant he had to cover every inch of grass and he did to almost perfection. It was a memorable battle between him and Mascherano in midfield as the Germans found a way to nullify Messi by defending as a team.


Hard as rock: Schweinsteiger gave his all for the final



 Howedes, a natural centre back who played left back for the whole tournament should be really proud of himself. Every Argentine will always rue and wonder what might have been if Higuain’s one on one chance fell to the injured Arguero. Without, Di Maria they lacked the cutting edge as the hero of the day came from the bench to settle the match in extra time and Germany are the 2014 World Cup champions.





Winning goal: Gotze netting in the goal of his life



The name ‘Mario Gotze’ will forever be remembered and he instantly becomes a German legend. In the end, the best team of the tournament were the worthy winners.


Worthy champions : Germany the winners of World Cup 2014




My best XI of the tournament:





Best goals:

1) Robin Van Persie (Netherlands) vs Spain

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EJJ4jByEpnY

2) Tim Cahill (Australia) vs Netherlands

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=p2tmftLN2lY

3) James Rodriguez (Colombia) vs Uruguay

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zFoiW_40MqM






Saturday, June 20, 2015

No more hiding! : 8 events for our nation to reflect upon







This post serves as a reflection of what our beloved nation, Malaysia have faced this past week. As an honest citizen it has been tough to see and hear all the news that has been spreading through. Some of these events may not link to country directly but it affects our nation in a different way. From education, politics, economy, none of these can show how far how our country has fallen as compared with sports. There is no hiding in terms of sports as it exposes the vulnerability general weaknesses for the whole world to see. Hence, this post will be focusing more to sports which have showed how far our nation is off the mark in a space of a week.

1)      SEA Games 2015

To those who don’t know, Singapore has just hosted a successful SEA Games in where besides being outnumbered in terms of population to us managed to notch up to 80 plus gold medals. Not only that, they achieved this by organizing and implementing first class infrastructure and creative way of introducing the athletes which even the Olympics has not seen.

2)      Closing ceremony of SEA Games 2015

As Malaysia being the next host for the games in 2017, we were given the stage for about 20 minutes to show a glimpse of what our nation’s culture is all about. To my utter shock, the whole 20 minutes was just a performance of traditional Malay dance and the Silat art. Chinese and Indian culture was nowhere to be seen and it was disappointing as this nation’s propaganda is ‘Satu Malaysia’. Can somebody explain this?


Where was the 'One Malaysia' concept?


3)      Provoking our very own gold medal winning athlete.

There were a few days of rage almost everywhere in social media as locals were constantly tormenting our very own national gold medallist Farah Ann. The reason of it was more bizarre as they were provoking her for her costume. There is a reason why gymnast women wear that costume as it custom designed for them to be more flexible for them to perform. Instead of being lauded for her dedication and hard work to achieve her feat, the incense she faced was nothing but injustice. More and more talents will be stunted in this country as they will feel that athletics has no future in this country if they are about to face this sort of treatment. Probably it will be better for athletes to represent another nation where their achievement will be more appreciated?


Unlikely victim: The Gold medal was not enough for Farah Ann to defend herself


4)      SEA Games final medal tally.

The final standings stood with our neighbouring country Thailand emerging with the most gold medals with 95 and host Singapore second with astonishing 84 despite the size of their nation. We were also behind Vietnam and drastic changes have to occur as we are the next host in 2 years’ time. The perception on Thailand has changed in the views of many Malaysians including me. Singapore has showed how much they have developed as a nation. Can we match these benchmarks in 2017?


5)      World Cup 2018 Asian qualifying (men football)

The structure and format of Asian qualifying has changed to give a more equal opportunity for all Asian teams to qualify for the most prestigious tournament that comes only once every four years. Drawn together with minnows Timor Leste and Palestine, many favoured Malaysia to finish at least third behind the much stronger opponents United Arab Emirates and Saudi Arabia. Regardless of the nation just gaining independence in 2007, Timor Leste were able to come here and snatch a draw against us in the first fixture. If that is not bad enough, a heavy 6 nil drubbing at the hands of Palestine followed also at home. This is a nation that is literally torn apart by the war they are facing. This circumstance was not a problem for them to field a team that were able to come here and give us a merciless beating. Has the immature sacking of K.Rajagopal backfired the Football Association Malaysia? Can current manager Dollah Salleh prove his worth with upcoming fixtures against UAE and Saudi Arabia? He is definitely walking on tightrope now after a string of poor results.

Amri Yahyah apologizing to fans after the loss


6)      FIFA World Cup 2018 Asian qualifying (men football) – Singapore’s success.

In this same qualifying phase, Singapore was drawn in the same group as Asian giants Japan. Nevertheless, they went to Saitama, Japan and achieved an honourable draw. This is a Japan team consisting of players playing their trade and club football in the European leagues. Shinji Okazaki, Keisuke Honda, Shinji Kagawa and Captain Makoto Hasebe were all not able to penetrate the resolute and organized Singaporean team.


Dejected looking Japanese players after the final whistle

 The question here is how is there so much difference in quality between us and them? Changes have to be made all the way to the roots with actual proper academy and polish young talents from a young age. All the corruption and biasness within the association has to leave the door immediately. Singapore might not eventually qualify for the big thing but they have shown us that achieving something is possible with the proper frame of mind and preparation.

Proud moment: Singapore players celebrating their result in the changing room


7)      FIFA Women’s World Cup 2015

Generally known for their prostitution activities as a main source of income for their nation, has not held them back from being able to have a women football team that were able to compete the World Cup against the best female footballers in the world. They also managed to beat Ivory Coast before being eliminated in the group stages. They are showing great signs of development despite their early exit. Can Malaysian women follow in their footsteps?

Thailand women in the World Cup


8)      FIFA Under 20 World Cup (men football)

To put icing on the cake or relatively for us a final nail in our coffin, Serbia has won the under 20 world cup beating the mighty Brazil in the final. That being said, African countries like Mali and Senegal were able to reach the semi finals. It is incredible of what a small nation can achieve to beat all the odds. We are a nation of 27 million and Serbia has only 7 million. Enough said.

Day of the underdogs: Serbian under 20 team won the world cup today




There is no hiding on how our nation is off the pace and sports just illustrated it so much within this week. How and why can this happen? Is it realistically possible for us to change to this? Without a doubt, there are talents in this country. I fear that it is simply being tarnished by our education system in our country as there are no proper medium and academies here for people to show what they really like to do as students here are only pressured to study for grades and enter higher institutes blindly before realising what their true passion is. If it is to follow the methods of other countries for us to develop, so be it. There is no room for us to ignore and take for granted anymore as it is only for the betterment of the nation we love.



Friday, June 5, 2015

The Perfect Final






Champions League Final 6/6/2015 : Juventus vs Barcelona at Olympiastadion, Berlin


Rewind back the clock approximately 9 years, players like Claudio Marchisio, Georgio Cheillini and even a world cup winner Gianglugi Buffon himself were playing their trade in the Serie B. As world class as they may be, they showed amazing amount of loyalty to their beloved club and stood together at tough times. Juventus Football Club was charged for apparent match fixing scandal and was deducted by huge amount of points succumbing them to relegation and ending up to the second division in Italy. Since then, these players have brought back this legendary club to where it belongs and now have the chance to claim one final glory at the champions league final in Berlin against the mighty Barcelona Football Club. Since moving to Juventus from rivals AC Milan, Andrea Pirlo has lead them to 5 successive Serie A titles. What was AC Milan thinking? The last time Pirlo, Buffon and Barzagli visited Olympiastadion, they won the world cup with Italy back in 2006. Will this be another fairytale story for them? Can the Old Lady of Turin conquer Europe once again?


One last hurrah for Buffon?

The overwhelming favorites Barcelona on the other hand, undergone their own rough patch but believed in their principles of playing football the right way. The clockwork 4-3-3 formation used by them game in, game out has rewarded them in the most fashionable way possible as the whole team are in the same wavelength in terms of balance and chemistry. There are simply no other team in the world of football that is perfect with and without the ball. In recent years, teams have found a way to stop them by playing fast counterattacking football but with the addition of Neymar and Luis Suarez has made Barcelona back to unplayable again. However, the real reason of their decline was the form of Xavi because he was unable to dictate games like how he used to. His replacement, Ivan Rakitic has filled his void to aplomb. Man of the match in last season’s Europa League in which his former employees Sevilla FC triumphed, Rakitic has the chance to prove himself at the biggest stage of them all.



Rakitic: A vital component for Barcelona's success


Luis Enrique really stamped his authority by pushing back the majestic Lionel Messi back on the right to comply Suarez through the middle. This is an option the Barcelona team never had over the years which is a simple long ball to the main forward to create a fast transition from defence to attack. The positioning and triangles the Barcelona players form are simply breath-taking to watch in which at times they are a team from a different planet. The legendary Theirry Henry himself said “learning to play the Barcelona way is like learning a new sport, but once you master it, you will enjoy seeing it all flow to perfection”. This explains why Henry needed some time to get himself going during his time at Barcelona.



Magical Messi

Seen by many as the underdogs for this final, Juventus overcame all the odds in the semi-finals. The celebrity style line-up Real Madrid Football Club had, could not match the hard work, organisation and effort the Italians champions offered. They defended as a unit and never exposing themselves in a vulnerable one on one situation against the Madrid stars. Patrice Evra looked so comfortable against the speedy Gareth Bale over two legs. The same can never said during his last few seasons at Manchester United. This is due to their focus and priority on tactical defending as many other teams would only concentrate on tactical attacking.


Patrice Evra: A player reborn

They are a team that know their limits and play to their strengths. This is something that Italian teams usually do as well as the national team itself. You can never see them bashing any team 4-0, 5-0 every week. They would only win by the odd goal but when the time comes to play against tougher opponents, they would just raise their game to the sufficient amount.

So can Juventus actually stop the free scoring Barcelona?

With a bit of luck, they definitely can. Here are 5 ways on how they can beat Barcelona:

1)      Aerial Strength

Heading abilities is the Achilles heel of Barcelona. Juventus must make use of the corners or free kicks they get. Whenever, Stephan Leichsteiner or Patrice Evra overlaps to put in a cross, it is best for Morata who has been in terrific form to lure at the back post against the much shorter Jordi Alba and Daniel Alves.

2)      Play 4 man midfield

If Allergi goes for the cautious approach and play 3-5-2, it is a recipe for disaster. Bayern Munich paid the price for leaving 3 at the back against Barcelona’s front 3. This formation will also leave only 3 in the midfield and they will surely be outplayed by Barcelona’s far superior midfield 3. Hence the key is to play 4-4-2 in a diamond shape midfield. This will give Juventus an extra option in midfield and avoid being overrun.

3)      Man Mark Messi

Can Vidal to the 'Italian Job' on Messi to keep him quiet?

Arturo Vidal is the best candidate to this as he has the perfect physique to keep up with the little magician. He might need to sacrifice the attacking side of his game but it will come in a good cost. His teammates has to be close to him though as it is almost impossible to stop Messi all on your own.

4)      Don’t play a high line

Simply put that Juventus has to sit deep and do not force the issue too much. Their first goal against Madrid in the first leg came from a 20 plus passing move in which almost every team member was involved in. This shows that they are pretty capable of starting a move from deep.

5)      Exploit the vacant spaces

Fullback Alves and Alba will vacate spaces whenever they overlap. During this time, Juventus has to be quick to prompt an attack when they win back the ball or else the ever reliable Busquets will be there to do his screening job.

I would not have to elaborate on how Barcelona needs to do to win as they just have to play their normal game. Probably the only thing they have to worry about is not letting the evergreen maestro Andrea Pirlo to have too much time on the ball.



Maestro Pirlo


Here are few points that may alter the result of this final.

Key Battles:

1)      Javier Mascherano vs Carlos Tevez



Started at the bottom, finishing as legends

Helped West Ham United survive relegation back in 2007, rivals at Liverpool and Man United, these compatriots now face each other with both having perfect soldier attributes, it’s difficult to see who is going to give in here.

2)      Lionel Messi vs Patrice Evra

This is why Vidal’s job on the night is ever so important. He needs to watch out for Evra’s back the whole intriguing night.

3)      Sergio Busquets vs Paul Pogba



Discipline vs skill


The unsung hero of Barcelona, it will be interesting to see how Busquets will stop this promising French youngster.

It is all set up to be an amazing final with either team guaranteed of a clean sweep of the treble if successful on the night. These 2 teams portray different traditions in their style of play. Will another Messi’s brilliance decide it? Will a Pirlo’s free kick do the damage? Or will the lottery of a penalty shootout determine the outcome of this result? Let’s just hope that the referee spoils the game by a ridiculous decision throughout the night. That being said, every football fan around the world are in for a memorable night of football. May the best team wins.



Who will get their hands on this trophy?



Personal Prediction: Buffon to be the hero as Juventus claim glory by the penalty shootout with the match ending 1-1 after extra time.





by Ivan Vincent

Wednesday, June 3, 2015

13 Things Dark Skinned People Face




Being a dark skin (very dark skin) myself, this are some things we Indians in Malaysia may have went through at some point of our lives. This post is not to offend anyone and an early apology to everyone if it may provoke in any sensitive way.



1)      ‘surprise’ greet



Meeting your friend or family member after some time, they will be all 'surprised' and go like “You have become dark la”. This is quite annoying because of the simple fact that in which timeline was I even fair? In contrast, there is also that question You have become darker la”. This statement is supposed to give us the satisfaction that we were really not that dark before it seems.

2)      Inferiority complex

This is something that all dark skin people will have when they are young and immature. We tend to have lower confidence on ourselves and curse our appearance from time to time. However, this feeling will slowly vanish over time and be immune to all the dark tease. Eventually, we all will be able to accept ourselves and be proud of the skin we have. We will find it all as literally amusing even come to a point where we will tease ourselves.

3)      Unstoppable suggestions

There will be these people in your group who constantly tries to suggest you some facial treatment products or skin colour enhancement pills such as ‘Fair & Lovely’. Like seriously people? We ain’t got time for that. We are sticking to our colour!

Seriously people?


4)      Public Frankenstein

Yeap, we dark people especially the guys have the power to scare off a mother with her child or a group of girls just by our presence alone. It is like already stereotyped that dark people are constantly up to no good. Sad but true.

5)      Dirty/Smelly

We tend to be the dirtiest or the smelliest one among people. For example, our sweat is more contaminated and our fart is more hazardous. Let’s just not go to the faeces.

6)      Friendzoned candidates

One of the first to get friendzoned by people is us except for special cases. The photos of us to find a bride/groom will definitely be the first to get skipped.  

The common answer when a dark skin guy proposes

Now let us take a moment of silence for our dark brothers and sisters who fell into friendzone due to skin colour.

 *moment of silence starts*

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  ***************************************************

*moment of silence ends*



7)      Facial hair problems

This is for the guys as our fellow fairer skin people be like “Macha, why you susah-susah grow beard, cannot see any difference also la”. We get exiled from the beard trend.


Beards on dark guys are actually quite visible


8)      Flash problems

Photos are always taken again and again because of us. We can be invincible easily without enough lighting. Thankfully, our teeth are there to save us!


You get the point


9)      Ghost Rider

We are constantly advised not to own or drive dark coloured vehicles to not appear like a so called ghost on the road. Also, not to wear full black clothing when actually white colour clothes really exposes how dark we are. No dark shades too.




We are told not to drive these cars

10)   Easy Find

In any class photos or group snaps we are easily identified unless there are many equally dark. We also cannot play ‘guess the hand’.



Not eligible to play guess the hand



11)   Poker Face Moment

This is when are much fairer skin person says that they have gone dark because of playing outside like for half an hour or when they say that their aim is to be fairer then they already are. Facepalm.

12)   Multiple names!

Yes, we all have this for example ‘black’, ‘orang minyak’, ‘hitam’, ‘hei’, ‘kareppan’ and the list goes on. It’s pretty cool actually.

13) The Elusive question

Last but not least, the question that we have no clue on how to answer. "Why are you so dark la??"



Sometimes we even get threatened by this question

To my fellow dark skinned brothers and sisters, we all should be thankful with what we have as we are created in the Lord's image and we can always happily console ourselves that we still look pleasant enough even-tough we are dark. :P 

#darkandproud 



by Ivan Vincent